Riri’s inspired guide to dress like a revengeful bitch- “Bitch better have my money”

Fashion

How on earth do we know how to dress like a revenge bitch without Rihanna’s latest music video “Bitch better have my money” – a very literal and NSFW music video which was co-directed by Rihanna and Megaforce which features the pop star kidnapping a wealthy woman in a very explicit and violent way.

As the storyline revealed while driving through motel, desert and a cruise with two amazing sidekicks, the husband of the women who is an accountant aka the bitch (played by Hannibal’s Mads Mikkelsen!) had owed Riri’s money and refused to pay up then getting killed with knives labelled in “Cheater” and ” Fucked up my credit”. The video ends with a huge suitcase with Rihanna inside lying naked, blood covered and filled with cash. (Amen.)

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“Pay me what you owe me, don’t act like you forgot”

Rumor has it that the song is based on a true story that her then accountant, Peter Gounis of Berdon LLP, had caused her to lose $9million in 2009, including a mouldy mansion in Beverly Hills and a good tour “Last Girl on Earth” gone bad.  But thanks to Rihanna , now we all know how to dress for those bitches who have our money.

Outfit 1

4 people beach chair black and white plastic shoesmaison-margiela-fall-2015-shoes

Look at them shoes! (Maison Margiela Fall 2015)

Jeffrey Campell Carina-Mh £120

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River Island Girls white lace jumpsuit £18

white jumpsuit

Outfit 2

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 Denim on denim! (Tom Ford F/W 2015 patchwork coat)

I hate to say this piece reminds me of the Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake dating era but the denim top looks abso-fucking-lutely amazing on Rihanna, so bring them back!

ASOS Denim Cut Out Midi Dress £45.0

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don’t miss out my favourite brand – O MIGHTY Silk Kitten Bralet in midnight £30.00

silk dress blue satin dress 2

Outfit 3 

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Furry Fur (Miss Dior sunglasses & Vex Clothing latex headband) 

OMIGHTY furabe heels in black, pink, blue and purple £62 with Polly Pocket Scrunchie £7.13

flurry shoes colourful flurry shoes hair band satin

Natural history Modal Cashmere Scarf  £155.00 

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A Guide to Infidelity For Men (Beginner Level)

Relationship

A Guide to Infidelity (Beginner Level) aka a confession of a paranoid girlfriend

Let’s face it. Everyone is going to cheat on their partner at some point of their lives : flirty text, nude snapchat or the “I-am-so-drunk-and-she-came-all-on-me” sex. Throughout my previous relationships, I have been asked out multiple times by guys who were having a stable, long term relationship, some oft them even suggested “Friends with benefits “relationship for an alternative relationship. Before you won’t shut up about how much you love your partner, we all have to face a truth: after all, there is so many temptations in life and we just cannot satisfy by always wetting and licking the same lollipop.

For the past few weeks, I had been going through the same arguments with my boyfriend in an endless loop: “Will you cheat or not?” and “Why can’t you shut up about certain man/woman?”. Since we have been in a long distance relationship, cheating has always a sensitive issue for us to discuss (and probably because I cannot intrude his privacy). I tried to prove my point by saying there is still a moral ground for fidelity, but my friend’s experience and all the valuable lessons taught by my ex-boyfriends said the opposite. So here, I will set a definite rule for the fellow worshipers of secret “open-relationship” and the “opps-I-did-it-again”: if you decided to cheat, then cheat it professionally. From choosing your targets, removing glitter from your dick to planning an emergency evacuation plan, here is an elementary guide to help you remove any chance for your partner pouring hot sauce over your hot actions.

  1. Clean the crime scene

Sometimes it is as simple as that, however most men always fall for the same old trap: condom in the toilet bin, extra toothbrush and the complimentary second-handed makeup utensils and bobby pins. As a woman who went through this kind of bullshit in the past and eventually developed a paranoid habit of checking one’s bathroom, please keep your bathroom clean and your bedroom completely off the hook after any romance from the day before. One last tip for the gents out there, women are extra sensitive for hair around who are not in their length or colours or any curls.

  1. Keep count of your coming

Same as the previous one, this is an extra reminder for people who practice safe sex (kudos to you), keep count of the numbers of condom or simply buy an extra pack of different brands for your affairs. In one of previous relationships, I have encountered a men who always (-well this is not a hyperbole) cheat on me, so I have progressively adopted a habit of counting how many times we had sex and the condom count. The numbers also indicated how enjoyable your sex life is and keep account of the money spent, so why not?

  1. Don’t keep any text message record

I mean, really, just delete all your flirt message and emails in the trashbox. You will never re-read it except your girlfriend. And

  1. Don’t trust the box

It is interesting enough to see how men are so unaware how heartwarming (crazy) a woman could be for a men’s past. My boyfriend used to store all his nude and sex tapes from his ex-lover on iPhoto which only resulted in me opening in them (and holding the best sex tape/ best-looking lover contest) and getting mad for no reason. Sorry guys, but privacy is dead since 1984.

Dropbox and other cloud service are not suggested as they often connects to too much device without getting you to authorize one by one, so get on the oldest way and store it on a USB flash, over burden it with file names – “Work”, “Writing guidelines” and “My Poo Diary”, then lock it with a password.

  1. Stay out of social media

Recently I have read an article on how a woman found her husband have been engaging in three other marriages on facebook, if that doesn’t warn you how influential social media is, then you probably should leave. Facebook, twitter and others is a place for couple to show off their lovely-dopey thing but all the tags from other women and the excessively like from another person could lead to something disastrous.

Here is the three steps on account setting – put your spouse into a restricted friend list, disable tagged photos appearing on your own facebook and the comment function on your wall. Now you know your ABCs, next time won’t you cheat with me?

 

Okay I admit that it will not be a healthy relationship nor is it a proper thing to do, but since we have been talking about cheating, keep your moral downs and listen to a woman who is obsessed with finding traces from her boyfriend. Happy Cheating! and my the odds be ever in your favour!