Riri’s inspired guide to dress like a revengeful bitch- “Bitch better have my money”


How on earth do we know how to dress like a revenge bitch without Rihanna’s latest music video “Bitch better have my money” – a very literal and NSFW music video which was co-directed by Rihanna and Megaforce which features the pop star kidnapping a wealthy woman in a very explicit and violent way.

As the storyline revealed while driving through motel, desert and a cruise with two amazing sidekicks, the husband of the women who is an accountant aka the bitch (played by Hannibal’s Mads Mikkelsen!) had owed Riri’s money and refused to pay up then getting killed with knives labelled in “Cheater” and ” Fucked up my credit”. The video ends with a huge suitcase with Rihanna inside lying naked, blood covered and filled with cash. (Amen.)

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“Pay me what you owe me, don’t act like you forgot”

Rumor has it that the song is based on a true story that her then accountant, Peter Gounis of Berdon LLP, had caused her to lose $9million in 2009, including a mouldy mansion in Beverly Hills and a good tour “Last Girl on Earth” gone bad.  But thanks to Rihanna , now we all know how to dress for those bitches who have our money.

Outfit 1

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Look at them shoes! (Maison Margiela Fall 2015)

Jeffrey Campell Carina-Mh £120

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River Island Girls white lace jumpsuit £18

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Outfit 2

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 Denim on denim! (Tom Ford F/W 2015 patchwork coat)

I hate to say this piece reminds me of the Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake dating era but the denim top looks abso-fucking-lutely amazing on Rihanna, so bring them back!

ASOS Denim Cut Out Midi Dress £45.0

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don’t miss out my favourite brand – O MIGHTY Silk Kitten Bralet in midnight £30.00

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Outfit 3 

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Furry Fur (Miss Dior sunglasses & Vex Clothing latex headband) 

OMIGHTY furabe heels in black, pink, blue and purple £62 with Polly Pocket Scrunchie £7.13

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Natural history Modal Cashmere Scarf  £155.00 

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